• Question: How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck was Chuck Norris?

    Asked by storz001 to Christine, Edd, Jess, Nicolas, Zara on 13 Jun 2011.
    • Photo: Christine Switzer

      Christine Switzer answered on 13 Jun 2011:

      All the wood in the world because Chuck Norris can chuck wood!
      🙂

    • Photo: Nicolas Biber

      Nicolas Biber answered on 13 Jun 2011:

      haha, good one 😉

    • Photo: Jessica Chu

      Jessica Chu answered on 13 Jun 2011:

      hahaha yeah he will chuck every last piece of wood!!

    • Photo: Zara Gladman

      Zara Gladman answered on 13 Jun 2011:

      ALL OF IT! I think the whole of planet earth would be deforested, leaving millions of animals homeless.

      But then Chuck would build new trees and reforest it all again with his bare hands, because he’s Chuck Norris.

    • Photo: Edward Codling

      Edward Codling answered on 13 Jun 2011:

      More importantly, how quickly can you ask this question before it doesn’t make sense…?

      By the way, who is Chuck Norris?

      😉

      (Before anyone answers – I know who he is, just joking…..)

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